Tag: funny
member name: **AngelEyez** a.
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June 13, 2008 12:38 AM EDT --
Ever wondered what happens when
Hallmark writers are having a bad day........
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November 04, 2006 01:52 AM EST --
1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3. Job interfering with your drinking.
4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your . . .
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February 03, 2008 12:18 PM EST --
A JOGGER was injured after being hit by a frozen Mars bar hurled from a passing car.
The man was running along Sunderland Road, South Shields, when the rock-hard chocolate bar was thrown at him. . . .
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August 31, 2008 09:30 AM EDT --
A 5-year-old boy went to
visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her
bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
'Grandma, how come you don't . . .
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November 10, 2008 10:00 AM EST --
I had to share this all with you,its hilarious!!!!! some guy secretly taped his driving instructers!!! ahahaha
You can also check it out here at http://www.holylemon.com/Driving-Tests--v1409.html . . .
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March 11, 2007 01:10 PM EDT --
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave . . .
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March 12, 2007 12:03 AM EDT --
"I'm going fishing."
Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." . . .
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November 12, 2007 10:04 AM EST --
Rules of OHIO
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Let's get this straight; it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how . . .
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November 03, 2006 11:50 PM EST --
Hillbilly Medical Terms
<tt><tt>Benign................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.................What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean . . .
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February 14, 2007 10:59 AM EST --
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY Merrin....
I know recieving a cheap email is not most women's idea of a great gift and I am sorry I am unable to give more.I realize that the past 18 months of financial . . .
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October 23, 2007 12:04 PM EDT --
UPSATE NY...haha these are great!
Body: Jeff Foxworthy on "Upstate New Yorker
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 -- your going 80 -- and
everybody is passing you, you may live in upstate . . .
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September 08, 2008 12:22 PM EDT --
Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Always read stuff that will make you look good . . .
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November 04, 2006 01:31 AM EST --
YOU KNOW YOU'RE ITALIAN WHEN...
- You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother yells at you.
- Your father owns 5 houses, has $300,000 . . .
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November 12, 2006 09:18 PM EST --
If all Peopl would be naked out on the streets ... what would you do?
Get naked or stay with your clothes on?
Good ness Id say Id keep my clothes thank you.. and not come out of the house foranything.. . . .
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December 15, 2006 10:51 PM EST --
Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a . . .
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March 07, 2007 01:02 PM EST --
A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him.
He takes off his shirt and the blonde says,
"What a great chest you have." . . .
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December 03, 2006 12:31 PM EST --
Sorry I was late for work boss, but ...
Associated Press-St. Louis Missouri
A guy in St. Louis was driving to work on
Hwy 144 when he heard a 'pop'! .
He thought it sounded like a flat tire, . . .
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December 17, 2006 11:49 AM EST --
wow do they have a 1800 number for someone who is addicted to clothes!!! hahahahaha Latley its like I just have to buy something clothing wise and my closets are filling up ,, I mean I guess I wont run . . .
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February 09, 2007 03:28 AM EST --
5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess . . .
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February 14, 2007 10:25 AM EST --
Haha.. I love my husband.. and it sucks on a great day like this That we cannot afford to get anything for each other. I walked in today at work with 2 cupcakes sitting on my desk and before I got out . . .
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